"Ma’am, are you trying to molest me via drive-thru?"
"Girls you make the craziest excuses to stay. Your friends will try and get you out of it… ‘Why dont you just go? Seriously Jill just go. Jill? He’s a jerk off. Just take your shit and go.’ You’re like, ‘I cant just go, Kim, its not that simple. My CDs are in his truck!’"